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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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