| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?Because theyre let out in the evening and taking in in t... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When the cats away.....?The house smells better !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Whats the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?A catastrophe !... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens? - A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?A catameringue !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why do black cats never shave ?Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do cat actors say on stage ?Tabby or not tabby !... more
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