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| Why do tomcats fight ?Because they like raising a stink !... more
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| When the cats away.....?The house smells better !... more
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| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes |
| For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, or are a teenager, you may want to know why they really have a... more
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| What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?A sourpuss !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes |
| Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes |
| How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes |
| What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?An acrocat !... more
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| What cat purrs more than any other ?Purrsians !... more
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| What is another way to describe a cat ?A heat seeking missile !... more
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