| 1. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do cats eat spaghetti ?The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Whats a cats second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do cats read in the morning ?Mewspapers !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?A catameringue !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why couldnt the cat speak?A: The dog taped his mouth.... more
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