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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 30/04/2012 | | Views: | 96 | | | | Joke: | A little kid is sitting on a park bench eating abag of chocolates an old man walking by stops to say that if he continues to eat like that he won`t live very long; indignantly the kid says " oh yeah my grandfather lived to be 104 years old" the old man replies "im sure he did kid.but it wasn`t from eating all that chocolate "oh no sir" says the kid, it was by minding his own business ! | | | |
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