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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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