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| | Category: | Children jokes | | Date Added: | 08/02/2012 | | Views: | 104 | | | | Joke: | A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?""Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he repliesTo this his friend responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career.""Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!" | | | |
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