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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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