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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| What do you have in December that you dont have in any other month ?The letter "D" !... more
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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| 10. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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