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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?Santa Clues.... more
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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