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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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| What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.... more
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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| Whats Scrooges favourite Christmas game?Mean-opoly.... more
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| Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf... more
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