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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| What is the cows holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!... more
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| What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?Santa Claustrophobia !... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| Whats fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!... more
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more
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