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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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| 3. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| Whats the most popular wine at Christmas?"I dont like sprouts!"... more
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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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