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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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| What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.... more
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried... more
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more
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