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| Who delievers elephantss Christmas presents?Elephanta Claus !... more
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!... more
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| What reindeer can jump higher than a house?They all can! Houses cant jump!... more
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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