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| Father Christmas: Whats your favourite Christmas story?Elf: The one where the three creatures are scared of the Big Bad... more
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| Father Christmas:I like the story about the girl who steals from the rich and gives it all to Granny.Elf: Thats Little R... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the do... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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