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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more
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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Dont feed it !... more
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