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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| Last years Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean.Thats probably why the oceans full of currants!... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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