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| Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think Im turning into an orange!Have you tried... more
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking Im a Christmas bell!Just take these pills - and, if they dont work, give me a ring!... more
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| What is the cows holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more
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