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| Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?Santa Jaws !... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called? A subordinate claus.... more
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| What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?Best vicious of the season... more
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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| What happens to you at Christmas ?Yule be happy !... more
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| Whats fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?Father Christmas on roller skates!... more
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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more
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