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Category:Christmas jokes
Date Added:19/82/2008
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Views:15
 
Joke:Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
 
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