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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? It was wound up already.... more
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| One time Father Christmas lost his underpants.Thats how he got the name Saint Knickerless!... more
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| Father Christmas: How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?Gnome : Put a five pound note between his... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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