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| I remember when Father Christmas first passed his sleigh-driving test. He came skidding down in front of the toy factory... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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