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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more
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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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| What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ?My pop is bigger than yours !... more
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