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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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