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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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