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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?Because they both have "Sandy claws" !... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.... more
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| What do you get hanging from Father Christmas roof?Tired arms!... more
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| Whats a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?A phantomime !... more
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