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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are small.But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| What was wrong with the boys brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all strai... more
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| Who is never hungry at Christmas ?The turkey - hes always stuffed !... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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