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| Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Fathe... more
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| How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Dont feed it !... more
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| Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?Because they soot him!... more
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| How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?Chick to chick !... more
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| "Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?" "He said it was too tight."... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.... more
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| Whats a hairdresserss favourite Christmas song?Oh comb all ye faithful... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, could you please send me some Crocodile shoes!.Father Christmas: Cant do that one. He hasnt said... more
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