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| I wouldnt say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beautys skin deep then they were was born inside out!... more
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| Father Christmas: I thought I asked you to go out there and clear the snow!Im on my way, Father Christmas.Father Christm... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid.... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldnt buy a kitten and parcel i... more
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| What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective ?Santa Clues !... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I cant sleep.Try lying on the edge of your bed...youll soon drop of... more
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