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| Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: Thats called The Wiz... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?Black mail !... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| Who delievers cats Christmas presents ?Santa Paws !... more
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| Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?Beacause a little water ends both of them !... more
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| Did you hear about Draculas Christmas party ?It was a scream !... more
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| My problem is that I keep stealing things when I go Christmas shopping. Can you give me something for it!Doctor: Try thi... more
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| What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.... more
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| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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