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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| What does Father Christmas call that reindeer with no eyes?No-eyed-deer!... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| Which of Santas reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? "Rude"olph... more
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| Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein.... more
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| What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!... more
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| What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?Grave-y !... more
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