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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?Dont feed it !... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!... more
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| What is the cows holiday greeting? Mooooory Christmas!... more
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| Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door.Yours, Sherlock HolmesWatson: So why do you... more
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| 8. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.... more
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| ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.... more
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