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| JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you.... more
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| What bird has wings but cannot fly ?Roast turkey !... more
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| ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!... more
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| 4. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why is it so cold at Christmas?Its in Decembrrrrr.... more
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| 5. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| A group of mountain climbers once heard Father Christmas go past.They must have had sharp ears!They were mountain-ears!... more
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| 6. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| 7. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?They both drop their needles !... more
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| 8. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind... more
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| 9. | Category: Christmas jokes |
| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?A pineapple !... more
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