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| Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?No you can have turkey like everyone else !... more
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| What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?Fancy a bite ?... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone... more
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| Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didnt get wet! Why not?Because it wasnt raining!... more
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| Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis.... more
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| What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?Its Christmas, Eve !... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| What does Father Christmas call his money ?Iced lolly ?... more
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| What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?"Looks like rein dear"... more
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