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| Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then youd better watch out... ther... more
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| Ive had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!... more
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| Doctor, Doctor Im scared of Father ChristmasDoctor: Youre suffering from Claus-trophobia.... more
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| Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?Your teeth !... more
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| Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem.... more
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| Someone bought Scrooge a clock for Christmas. He put it straight in the bank.Why did he do that?He was trying to save ti... more
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| Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe... more
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| What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?Crisp Cringle.... more
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| What do gnomes fear most about Christmas?Theyre afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!... more
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| Did you hear that one of Santas reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!... more
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