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| What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !... more
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| Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.... more
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| Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !... more
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| Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you cant tell me why he does that... more
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| What does Santa say when he is sick? OH OH NO!... more
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| How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !... more
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| Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?Because he didnt want to be recognised !... more
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| Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.... more
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| I wouldnt say that Christmas gnomes are cross-eyed, but when they cry the tears run down their back!... more
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| How long does it take to burn a candle down ?About a wick !... more
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