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| Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.... more
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| What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for? "Nowledge."... more
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| A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a po... more
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| Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?... more
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| Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handic... more
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| Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after grad... more
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| "Now my motto in life," said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?""My mo... more
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| How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.... more
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| Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: Pos... more
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| "Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?" "Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may b... more
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