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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 16/11/2008 | | Views: | 12 | | | | Joke: | Wouldnt it be nice to tell the Dean of your college what you REALLY think about him/her? Well, if you like your Dean as much as I like my Dean, then youd better keep your mouth shut. I knew Id get kicked out of the college if I expressed my true feelings, so I remained silent for the last four years.But yesterday was my graduation. And as I walked across the stage, the Dean handed my diploma to me (nicely scrolled and tied with a ribbon).Once she handed it to me, I could finally tell that bitch what I REALLY thought about her. So I leaned across her podium and I looked her straight in the eye."Hey Bitch," I said. "Youre so damn ugly, you could practice birth control just by leaving the lights on!"And then I walked off the stage, and went home. I gotta tell you that it felt just as good as I had imagined it would for the last four years.Today, I unwrapped my diploma, fr amed it, and hung it in the living room, where it proudly exclaims to the world: "In order to receive your diploma, please present this certificate to the Dean of your college after final grades have been posted!" | | | |
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