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| | Category: | College jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2008 | | Views: | 8 | | | | Joke: | Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Dont worry, son. Your mother will come back. Shes only bringing people babies and making them happy."The next night, its fathers turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and mother is saying, "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now hes bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."A few days later, the storks parents are desperate: their son has been absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where hes been all night.The baby stork says, "No where. Just scaring the hell out of college students!" | | | |
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