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| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? So he could break out.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: How did you get into counterfeiting?Criminal: I answered an ad that said, "Make money at home."... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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