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| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didnt you take the food instead of the c... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A computer geek goes to prison for fraud, they put him in a cell with a 300LB guy, Having heard what happens to geeks in... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christ... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What diploma do criminals get?The third degree.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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