| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| The criminal mastermind found one of his gang sawing the legs off his bed. "What are you doing that for?" demanded the c... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasnt when I took it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ?Baddy long legs !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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