| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What hired killer never goes to jail?The exterminator.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| It was Rockys first night in the penitentiary. All of the inmates were intheir cells and he was trying to become a bit m... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Victim (to mugger): But my watch isnt any good, it only has sentimental value.Mugger: Thats all right. Im sentimental.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Thre... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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