| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? Im at your service, maam.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he fr... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| How do bank robbers send messages?By flee mail!... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?Robbery with violets !... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow i... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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