| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man, what would you have?Organised grime (crime).... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifte... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A mafiosos son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
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