| 1. | Category: Criminal jokes  |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Criminal: Why dont you hire these twins for the robbery, boss?Criminal Boss: Im afraid of a double-cross.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?A Kong - vict !... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? Sorry to take so much of your valuable time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed."Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain."Yes... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car?A police officer!... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What was the parrot doing in prison ?It was a jail-bird !... more
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