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| What kind of thief steals meat?A hamburglar.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you care if a man youre planning to kill anyway, kills... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day w... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the calendar thief?He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered!... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| "What makes you think the prisoner was drunk?" asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I sa... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Detective: Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why was the robber so secure? He was a safe robber.... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their... more
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| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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