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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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