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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| 3. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| Why was George Washington buried at Mount Vernon ?Because he was dead !... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| 8. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| What is the last thing you eat before you die?You bite the dust.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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