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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| Ive been e-mailing William Shakespeare.William Shakespeares dead, silly.No wonder he hasnt replied.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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