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| What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.... more
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| Q: What is the definition of Death?A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.... more
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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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