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| A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friends wife has died. When he knocks on... more
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| Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| 4. | Category: Dead and dying jokes |
| A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?"The librarian s... more
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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Whos going to look after his family?... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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