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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| What is posthumous work ?Something written by someone after they are dead !... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?... more
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| The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from a tree?" "Course not," rep... more
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| A Packer fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Lambeau Field,until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He... more
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| Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?Pupil: Dead ?, I didnt even know he was sick !... more
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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.... more
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