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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week.Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.... more
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| What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decomposes.... more
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| Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im at deaths door! Dont worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you through.... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into the undertakers. "Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," sa... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| At the inquest into her husbands death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner if she could remember her hu... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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